Ropes are not the only thing that chafe on a boat

I have been trying to explain to everyone about the extremely uncomfortable condition known in yachting circles as 'dinghy bum' (seasoned sailors will know exactly what I mean here)
This condition is particularly exacerbated by the sitting on your arse for long periods in clothing previously soaked in sea water
(don't worry, there are no photos available at this point)

Robbie slightly overdid the alcohol